Out Of My Mind, Be Back Soon!

Crazy Woman at the Coffee Shop!

2012-02-24T16:47:00.001-05:00

Public Cell Phone Conversations!

2012-02-14T13:19:00.001-05:00

F*cked Up Dog Owners!

2012-02-04T21:43:00.001-05:00

Get The F*ck out of my Personal Space

2012-02-01T23:42:00.001-05:00

Loud and Obnoxious Eaters!

2012-01-30T12:50:00.001-05:00

A Christmas Story!

2011-12-17T19:39:00.000-05:00

WARNING: Extreme Planking!

2011-11-05T17:43:00.004-04:00

So with this new generation comes new crazes. There's coning, owling, horsmanning, stocking, but the most popular one is planking. I'm an idiot...so why not portray one planking :) Enjoy

Mr. Bill Collector can Kiss My Ass!

2011-10-23T21:17:00.000-04:00

For all of you that have ever been harassed by an overbearing bill collector. This is for you :)

Hank "I'm Tanked" Williams

2011-10-04T17:36:00.002-04:00

The beautiful thing about freedom of speech is every once in a while someone says something, and we all go “RUT RO” like our old friend Scooby Doo. What everyone needs to learn about freedom of speech is, once you’ve said something, you can’t un-say it. So was the case when Hank Williams compared our president to…drumroll please…Adolph Hitler! Hank Williams by all means is entitled to his opinion, and he’s entitled to express it. However, I gotta believe right now Hank Williams is, sitting on his couch, watching the news, recovering from his hangover, and thinking “FUCK”! Here’s what I think about the whole fiasco. First off, I think Hank might have had a little buzz going, which is never a good idea when being interviewed. Do I think he meant what he said? Absolutely, because it’s obvious the man is passionate about his politics. However, I think he used a bad analogy, which is not uncommon when you’re buzzed and rambling in a incoherent manner. Some people might have thought the hosts on Fox and Friends would have chuckled or started doing the wave. Still reality is, very few want to co-sign themselves to words like that. This was never more apparent when ESPN released a statement expressing disappointment in William’s comments. The network even pulled Hank William’s intro “Are you Ready For Some Football” for one game, and said any further decision will be based on how contrite the singer-songwriter is in the immediate future. If you haven’t seen the video I’ve embedded it for your viewing pleasure J Please leave comments and turn your friends, co-workers, and pets on to my blog. In conclusion, Hank Williams is still a great entertainer, but unfortunately a lot of people will judge him by this one incident. Personally, I’ll try and give him the benefit of the doubt since I’ve never met the man. Furthermore, he isn’t the first person to piss comical/dumb shit out of their mouths. I leave you with a few below ;)

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future”     (Famous baseball player Yogi Berra)

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those files and death and stuff.”     (Mariah Carey)

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”    (Brooke Shields)

“I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe
– I believe what I believe is right”      (Former President George Bush)

“I’m so smart now. Everyone is like “Take your top off.” Sorry, No! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”    (Paris Hilton)

“There was a while when I was feeling like, 'Damn, if I'd just been born black, I would not have to go through all this.”    (Eminem)

“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed up like black pimps.”    (Tiger Woods)

Welcome to "Out of My Mind, Be Back Soon"

2011-09-30T16:46:00.002-04:00

So you've either found my blog, or I've pathetically begged you to come here. Whatever the case, click on the video to see what "Out of My Mind, Be Back Soon" will be all about. Most importantly click on the "Join this Site" button over there to your right, and then "Subscribe to my posts" as well. Go ahead I'm fricking waiting people :) Okay now that I've whored myelf out, and petitioned you to join my shit. THANKS!!!

KDub ;)

Smartphones

2011-09-27T18:22:00.002-04:00

By definition a smartphone is a cellular telephone with built-in applications and internet access. So why the name smartphone, instead of web phone? The way I see it, the phone can only be as smart as the person operating it. Put that phone in the hand of a person sporting a 23 IQ, and hocus pocus you've got a stupid phone. The smartphone is not holding conversations for me, driving my car, wiping my ass, making my meals, and most importantly, it's not telling me who to start in fantasy football this week. So explain to me why this phone is so brilliant. Yeah..Yeah..I know it keeps me touch with friends, gives me the latest news, and even has games for me to play. Nevertheless, my phone will be obsolete tomorrow, the battery just went dead, and it still drops my calls and says "searching for signal". What kinda horseshit is that, searching for signal! Is the cell tower frickin hiding, is the mother fucker Waldo! Everytime my phone does that I think to myself, is this phone fucking with me, does it purposely drop my call and giggle to itself. Come to think of it, maybe the tech companies should have named it a smartassphone.